You won’t have missed it. There’s a princess giving birth as we speak. So we thought we’d have a good ol’ LOL to cheer her up/on. It is Monday Funday after all….
Dear William & Kate: If William is 100% royal and Princess Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son a half-blood prince? #RoyalBaby
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) July 22, 2013
c2,000 years ago the birth of a king was met by three wise men. These days one has to make do with Cameron, Clegg and Miliband. #RoyalBaby
— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) July 22, 2013
I imagine the aftermath of Kate Middleton’s #RoyalBaby will look something like this… #RoyalBabyWatch pic.twitter.com/gq6kq643DG
— David Wong (@The_David_Wong) July 22, 2013
The Queen of England will be exactly like a normal great grandmother except terrifying & incapable of love. But otherwise totally the same.
— Jack Moore (@JackPMoore) July 22, 2013
Fun Fact: the only music allowed in Kate Middleton’s delivery room is a continuous loop of the “Downton Abbey” theme #RoyalBaby
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 22, 2013
Really looking forward to seeing Helen Mirren as the royal baby.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) July 22, 2013
“@TVKev: Any royal baby updates?” It’s been accepted into Oxford University.
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) July 22, 2013
Don’t forget to send us your own #RoyalBabyWatch tweets: @ClimaxSheffield and @CJSturgess
Text: Cyd Sturgess
Photo: David Wong
